The honeymoon lasted a month and 2 days.
Product Name: MacBook Pro 13”
Date of Purchase: 19th August,2011
Date when adapter got bust: 21st August,2011
Time spent at the Service Center: 3 hours
I woke up after my afternoon siesta and went to the drawing room to check the progress of a file download. I found that the charging lamp was not lit. There was no power cut and I had no clue why my laptop was not charging. I promptly decided to visit the nearest Apple Authorized Service Center.
I reach the service center and tell them of my problem. After a few checks, they said that they have spotted a brown liquid coming out of the adapter.
The procedure of claiming a warranty is as follows:
Step 1: The Service Center guys take a photograph of the problematic material and mail it to some Apple guys located centrally
Step 2: Those Apple “experts” confirm whether the problematic material can be replaced/repaired and mail back the service center guys
Step 3: Service center guys inform customer about the status
What actually happened with me on that day?
The service center guys had taken the pic of the adapter and forwarded it to the Apple central guys.
They replied back saying that this was a case of the customer spilling a liquid “in” the adapter and therefore warranty was not applicable in such cases.
The service center guy was trying to convince me that someone might have accidentally spilt coffee near the adapter while I was not around
My side of the whole thing:
For people who know me, I do not have a gas connection at home, nor a coffee parlor within a 4km vicinity of my place.
There is no brown liquid in the room where I had kept the adapter.
For that matter, there is no brown liquid in my whole house.
Nobody enters my house except for the water canister delivery person who comes once every 10 days and stays at my house for around 3 minutes to help me put the canister on the water dispenser.
In short, there was no possibility of a spillage from my side because: a) There was no brown liquid in the house
b) Nobody else comes to my house
c) The doors and windows were securely closed. (Rules out the possibility of stray animals coming into the house and ruining my adapter)
What could have actually happened?
A power fluctuation in the house might have caused a trip in the adapter circuit causing it to burn or something similar.
What actually pissed me off?
The service center guys did not even have the courtesy to check the faulty adapter in detail other than holding it in their palm and photographing it.
When the matter was escalated, I was told that Apple products are made in a liquid free environment and there was 0% possibility that anything brown could have accidentally slipped into the adapter unit.
On insisting that this might be as a result of a power problem which might have resulted in the burning of the power circuit, they very strongly retorted that this was not possible.
They receive cases where customers have spilt something and this was definitely such a case.
They were not ready to even have the adapter opened up and tested for faulty workmanship.
Conclusion:
1) Apple guys are headstrong bastards
2) There is nothing a customer can do when they are faced with such kind of morons. As such, any warranty can be disregarded as a case of “physical damage”
3) On quizzing the service center guys further, I came to know that if they would have sent the adapter to the central office without “proper investigation”, then those guys would have billed these independent service center guys for the cost of getting the new adapter. Which means that these guys are always under pressure to ward off(scare customers away) for any service requests at their level. I am not sure whether this is a service strategy for Apple in India or is it the same everywhere on this planet
4) There is a reason why Apple has a bigger cash reserve than the US government. After googling it up, I have strong reasons to believe that the Apple warranty does not cover anything substantial and they make customers pay for every small part that has gone wrong. Besides that, you do not have basic features like a projector output port. An alternative projector adapter cost Rs. 1600.
P.S. I came back home and I realized that my Macbook was Made in China. Talk about foolproof manufacturing units.